MY FRILLY MAID HUSBAND

Dear Ms. Candida,

It has been some time now since I have written to you about my sissy maid husband Pauline, who had now been my maid for nearly seven years, and in this time I have totally feminised and sissified him. I have always ensured that Pauline is as sissified as possible and my dressmaker has a wonderful time helping me, and her latest creation is a sight for the beholder.

It consists of a very, very short black dress which is absolutely covered in lace and frills. The shoulders and sleeves are full of net, and has sewn in it petticoats which are three layers deep themselves. When Pauline is wearing the full outfit the dress, including the petticoats, measures over 4 ft out to the hem. Obviously he hates wearing this dress and its full accessories, which is all the more reason why I make him wear it as much as possible.

All the housework now gets done by him dressed like this and it gives me hours of hilarious pleasure seeing him mince around the house trying to control the petticoats, and not continuously knock items over. Just to ensure the dress stays on whilst I am not around, this, like all his other maid's uniforms, is padlocked on at the back of his neck.

At the moment Elaine (the dressmaker) is working on another creation for Pauline which she says will make this one look like a plain day dress. I look forward to seeing it, and will let you know how it develops. So far all I have seen is the underskirt and petticoats, all of which are daintily covered with silvery metallic highlights; over 40 ft of net has already been used. The dress is to be in silk taffeta with a clinched waistline and boned corseted bodice, and obviously a very full short skirt.

You may feel that we go over the top with the petticoats and frills but don't forget your maid should look as nice as possible, and the petticoats do more than just fill out the full skirt. They rustle about delightfully as the maid goes about his business, and, besides that, the sillier he looks the better. I absolutely adore net petticoats on my maid!

I trust the above gives you an update on Pauline and look forward to reading or other maids in their petticoats and full maid's outfit in your magazine in the future, not to mention the competition for the longest denial of self relief.

EUGENIE – West Midlands